did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
