But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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