She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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