There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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