I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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