i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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