YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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