Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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