I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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