You're completely useless in the revolution.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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