that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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