I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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