some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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