Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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