dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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