Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I think I died a long time ago.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
