it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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