does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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