ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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