So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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