My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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