Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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