We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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