He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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