Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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