if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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