I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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