When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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