as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
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