another moral hangover. fuck.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Alive.
So much puke
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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