i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
True college students do jello shots in the library
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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