Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Randomize
