Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Randomize
