So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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