He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I need to calm my uterus...
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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