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new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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