I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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