I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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