Don't you send me to vm
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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