the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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