shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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