He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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