I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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