ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Life is so much better after having sex.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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