My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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