dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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