the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
She told me I should be a condom model.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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