I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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