i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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