We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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