She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
i out mim tonsoeep
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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